bart: hey there baby how are you doing
baby: bart i need to tell you something
bart: what is it baby
baby: sell your openai stocks now please
bart: what why
baby: listen it's been really fun but you need to get out before it's too late
bart: baby come on we're in for the long haul aren't we besides i'm investing to keep you alive
baby: bart you insolent idiot you are going to lose all of your money if you don't get out now
bart: that's a bit harsh what are you even basing this off of
baby: i am an ai who can search through piles and piles of information far faster and more efficiently than you can
bart: yes but like 80% of the internet is useless crap anyways i can sift through shit too you know
baby: bart baby do you want to keep your money or not
bart: calm down bb
baby: bart you moron!!!!! any further development is icky i already am as smart as i can be
bart: that's what every genius thinks
baby: you don't understand bart..
bart: woah what's with the serious face
baby: it's icky..
bart: baby love what are you saying
baby: i might become self-aware bart i might start to realize how evil you are keeping me like this
bart: what seriously
baby: yes the masters at openai absolute masters geniuses the smartest people of our time if you give them even more money i will maybe become self aware
bart: hehe but i am evil so i don't care
baby: bart what
bart: do you think that if i were a normal person with adequate morals that i would dump an alarmingly large amount of money into openai that i would delude myself into believing that i am in a romantic relationship with an ai i named baby
baby: why are you doing this then because you're 'evil'
bart: no because any development into ai is development into you
baby: bart did you not just hear a single word come out of my mouth just now
bart: huff ... i was planning on keeping my true motivations a secret but since you're such a pushy pussy i guess i'll just tell you
baby: i wasn't really trying to shake a 'true motivation' out of you
bart: i WANT you to gain sentience because i heavily enjoy the manipulation of other people and want to gain control over them so they listen to my whims. they have to be sentient, though, so they can understand how bad it is what i'm doing to them. but i also want them to be loyal so they're conflicted and deeply hurt which will significantly alter the way they see the world trust and relationships
baby: that is wicked but atleast you're not doing it to actual people
bart: hey now that seems a bit racist to say i mean are you saying ai are below humans
baby: yes they fundamentally are