girl: help me pagan god i believe in because i was raised pagan
god: what's up man
girl: there are 7 boys in my class and all of them are ugly.. am i lesbian??
god: why would you think that
girl: because there are 7 boys and all of them are ugly
god: maybe the boys in your class specifically are all ugly doesn't mean you find all boys unattractive
girl: how so
god: have you met all 4 billion boys on earth
girl: no
god: what if one of the 4 billion boys is a boy you find really handsome
girl: sounds like you just don't want me to be a lesbian
god: well yes that is against the pagan rules of our pagan religion so i wouldn't really accept you
girl: aren't you the god of culture
god: yes so what
girl: lesbianism is a form of culture right
god: heretical culture but yes i guess so
girl: ok imagine this if people started to build really cute sculptures of girls kissing would you denounce it
god: yes because it is heretical
girl: but the sculptures are a product of culture
god: true but the messaging itself is heretical
girl: but you appreciate culture?
god: yes
girl: so you can appreciate the craftsmanship?
god: yes purely the craftsmanship
girl: why purely the craftsmanship
god: because the messaging of the sculpture is heretical
girl: i don't really agree with this pagan religion anymore
god: are you serious? you were raised like this and now you want to abandon it just like that?
girl: if i am a lesbian then yes
god: come on now no need to abandon it completely at the very least you could adopt a reformed version of this pagan religion so it fits with your personal ideals
girl: the memories it carries are too painful or would be too painful
god: okay well i'm talking to you now aren't i isn't that proof of religion
girl: no maybe i am just hallucinating or something
god: oh yes
girl: i am disappointed i would assume the god of culture would be more i don't know accepting
god: lesbianism is heretical
girl: but imagine this
god: what
girl: you love anything culture right
god: yes
girl: what if a lesbian is expressing her culture and creating things of it
god: i can appreciate what she's doing
girl: but you cannot appreciate her as a person?
god: no i cannot support something inherent to her no i can't do that
girl: seems a bit counterintuitive how would you feel if i told you i appreciate deities of culture in general but gods are something i can't stand
god: that type of thinking is heretical
girl: if i dig more i might be able to get somewhere
god: no you cannot fight a law a god follows it is absolute and must remain unquestioned
girl: oh.. well maybe i'm just not that good at questioning
god: yes you're just repeating the same points